The company Liquid Death is giving away a $400,000 L-39 Aero Jet nicknamed "The Dehydrator." Apparently because its thrust will relieve you of your bodily fluids. You know so you need water. Get it?

The canned water company was founded by Mike Cessario to "murder your thirst." Liquid Death started selling on its website in January 2019, and as of earlier this year the company is valued at $1. ...