Why the poncho liner, or woobie as it's affectionally known, is the single greatest piece of military gear ever fielded. By Angry Staff Officer Updated Jul 8, 2021 8:32 AM EDT There have been some ...

The woobie, however, is one thing that will never be put on the bargaining table. Hellfire, the love of a significant other, all the gold in the world — nothing is held as dear.

“The woobie smoking jacket is my greatest contribution to society, and I’m cool with that,” wrote Tolleson. “Happy Birthday Army, woobie for life.” Task & Purpose Video.

The woobie is synonymous with comfort, and after a long, wet day on patrol, there’s nothing better than to crawl into something warm, dry, and soft, and have that moment of relief.