S orry to overwhelm you, but there are lots of different types of apologies. Some are heartfelt; others are inflammatory.

Remember how good we are together instead?" 50. "I’d say I’m sorry with flowers, but I know you’d rather have [his favorite treat]." 51. "My bad. Can I interest you in an apology cuddle ...

“Sorry — didn’t realize the C word would cause such pain.” That should be acceptable to someone possessing a modicum of sanity; he’s sane a quarter of the time, so a quarter apology hits ...