Mind you, there's not many of us on the train this evening, so if you can space yourself out, make the train look a bit more busy. Bizarre: The train driver has passengers in stitches with his ...

The funniest things train drivers have said. The funniest things ... “I’ve got quite a big ego so that first thing I do when I get off the train is search on Twitter for ‘funny train driver.’ ...

A train driver left passengers in hysterics after giving a very detailed tongue-in-cheek rundown of why they had been delayed by 20 minutes. The clip was taken by freelance journalist Tom Hourigan ...