Upon keying in, however, @_itspiedy is greeted with an 11-seat conference room table with a flat-screen TV mounted on the wall. “I’m screaming, I am f*cking dead up in here, y’all,” she adds.

About a year ago, I was sitting at the end of a conference-room table in a local golf and country club for a meeting to discuss an archaeological excavation by the Kalispel Tribe of Indians.