Really, really, really, really want: "I want Reese's Puffs!" (said in a near-scream) The tension/resolution comes off as if it's a true psychological breakthrough. And therein lies the humor.

Definitely “REESE’S PUFFS, REESE’S PUFFS, peanut butter chocolate flavor.” That’s the one when I was coming into teenage [years] that I really, really remember.