Slackmoji is essentially an adorable medium. You can, as my colleague Chloe Coleman has, choose a little cartoon frog as an avatar for yourself and illustrate your feelings that way. Perhaps you ...

Frog knick knacks, cartoon frog illustrations on white boards, real frogs sitting in tanks, and petri dishes full of frog spawn — clusters of black-and-white embryos about the size of quinoa grains.