Many offshore structures currently in use are supported by piles with large length-to-diameter aspect ratios, because it is well known that such foundations can hold large forces and moments. In ...

This fish is wrapped in rich clay from a mud volcano and baked to perfection, sealing in smoky, earthy flavor. A wild and ancient cooking method.

Evidently, "Vampire Clay" is as messy as its basic premise, but if one decides not to take it seriously, one will come across a rather entertaining experience, in splatter/b-movie/trash fashion.