Beer pong pool float. The sheer act of typing those four words in succession practically has me racing down my Brooklyn neighborhood streets in a bathing suit to hunt down the nearest public pool.

Get It. This pong table measures nearly 93 inches long and includes holes for standard party cups (the vessel of choice for ...

It's basically a floating beer pong table, which means it's a must-have for your future summer gatherings. That's right, y'all: Set your pool floats aside and get ready for a game.